How many times has this happened to you? You are in the dressing room and you get ridiculously stuck in an outfit. For a split second you think to yourself... Will I ever get out of this, or will I have to wear this awful, ill-fitting outfit for the rest of my life? This happens to me more than I care to share, but it was too funny not too.
The first time I got REALLY stuck was in a basement of a Sears. I was trying on dresses for a formal a couple of years ago. (ok... last year =\) haha I REALLY REALLY liked this dress. I was the only person in the dressing room. I am shopping by myself. (you get the picture)
*small side note* Why do manufacturers insist on putting zippers in the back? and also, when you get to the middle part of the dress, why is it impossible to zip even when you aren't in it?
I try this dress on. It fits me, but the zipper goes all the way up to my neck. I wiggle and shift until I finally get the zipper all the way up. As I am doing this I think... bad idea... but I keep going.
The dress is cute, I decide to buy it. Alright.. now to get out. PANIC! I can't get my hand to the zipper. I move in every possible direction. I am sweating. My body has turned to it's fight or flight mode and is shutting down. I am doomed. I remember the only person I saw in the whole section was an older lady who was not close at all. At this point I force myself to calm down. I sit down and think of a game plan. Somehow I wiggled my way out of the dress enough to get the thing off. My hair is in a tizzy, my face is all red, and I am out of breath as I am leaving the dressing room.
Most people at this point would throw the dress down and run out of the store. NOT ME! I totally bought the thing. It is actually one of my favorite dresses. I just always make sure I have someone present when putting it on.
This similar event happened last night. I was with my little sister. We decided to go to the mall and try on fun dresses. Here I am, again, not being able to get the zipper past the satin ribbon around the middle. I don't want this dress, why am I so determined to see what it looks like!?!? I keep going. I twist and pull and finally the zipper passes that impossible part and I am good to go. Everyone can guess what happens next. PANIC! I got that split second of, will I be stuck in this awful yellow ensemble for the rest of my life?!?! I thought about getting scissors, but then I would have to buy it. I calmed myself down and took a breath. The next few min. were a blur but I did get the thing off.
I decided this was too funny not to share. I know everyone has been there one time or another. I might panic more than most though. HA